Why I wrote a Satire on Income Inequality …While Drunk

I guess it was back around the panic of 2008 when I got laid off from a job that I loved when I became very interested in economics and finance, but more than that I became passionate about solving the pain of income inequality for not just myself, but other people as well.

 

I took the topic very seriously and I read diligently. I started out as an absolute die hard socialist, who was determined to prove its’ supremacy. It wasn’t until I learned the full story behind how money is created that I really learned the truth and became an evil libertarian free market capitalist.

 

I hope I didn’t scare any of you off yet, it’s just that I truly want the world to be a better place and as difficult as it was for me to admit that when government intervention overthrows the means of production, or just prevents private sector production all together-all sorts of problems begin to pop up and my former socialist self needed to admit to the truth, government and money do not mix. I already knew that religion and government do not mix, but money and government was a much tougher thing to admit.

 

I do not have the space here to go entirely through how money works, but I can give you an overview very briefly…

 

Basically, they create as much of it as they want even in very short periods of time, which makes it lose tremendous amounts of value, driving up the cost of living for good honest people.

 

As an avid anti-socialist, I really don’t care about ending any of FDR’s New Deal policies in particular social security. Some (most) libertarians go way too far, what we need is sound money that holds its value-globally. That would end poverty, very quickly and stick the richest people on this planet with a ton of debt and massively depreciating assets…but more on that on my blog

 

So the reason why I wrote a satire about Income inequality while I was drunk is that as soon as I learned the ACTUAL causes of income inequality I could no longer take my previous position as a die hard basically communist-seriously anymore. At all.

 

When you learn the ins and outs of how money is created and what progressive policies have done to small businesses in this country, I think you too might find it difficult to maintain a staunch progressive outlook.

 

Let me put it to you this way, if you didn’t already know J.P. Morgan (evil capitalist) was behind the creation of the Federal Reserve back in 1913 to manipulate it to his favor and the favor of men like him and it is still very much a part of our world. In fact, this is one of the biggest driving factors in income inequality and very few people know this, Bernie Sanders NEVER mentions the real causes.

 

When I learned the truth that we are on our fourth central bank on American soil and that they don’t end very well, I felt compelled to teach to other people who are suffering from income inequality just like I was.

 

I went from crappier to crappier job, making $8-10 an hour wheel barrowing concrete for a Paesan named Calogero. I was the donkey, he made all the money. I wanted deeply to help other people, so that’s what I do.

 

When I sat down to write my book PANIC! though, something began to happen without me even realizing it. I accidentally found my ‘voice’ as a satirist in what was supposed to be a very serious book-just like the others you see on Amazon.com.

 

Suddenly phrases like “magically delicious” began to show up before “fiat currency”, and years of research I had done reading Federal Reserve minutes, collecting charts on the velocity of money, reading 250 year old books and scribbling notes through more than 8 legal pads somehow turned into a satire and I just began having fun with it.

 

I’m a lighthearted person, I like to have fun even when I’m teaching/discussing seriously depressing issues like the student loans bubble and in honor of that college debt bubble I turned this book into a drinking game. Then I re-read the Great Gatsby and spent one winter basically thinking that I was F. Scott Fitzgerald and I started writing while drinking and that is when my funniest stuff came out.

 

It just sort of happened that after years of being incredibly serious that a book about “doom and gloom” turned into “think and drink”. And if there has ever been something I want to be remembered for its for being a hilarious philosopher, not just a sex symbol.

 

This book is my art. This book is my soul. It cost me thousands of dollars in: books, seminars, internet classes, newsletters and god knows how much of my time.

 

I wrote this book while I was absolutely hammered, and I assure you there is more perspicacity than either Krugman or Piketty could muster, combined. I even go far enough to break down the two levels of development of human consciousness using integral theory to give rare, never before seen insight into how different groups perceive the same problem two completely different ways.

 

I am all about exactly what this website says: rethinking income inequality. I promise to challenge you and make you laugh, and depending on how you respond to this book you will know very quickly what level of development you operate from all you need is to purchase the book and if it does not come leaping off the page at you, I will personally tell you what level you operate from and give you the strengths and weaknesses.

 

How can you beat that deal? You will develop tremendous self- knowledge, laugh your ass off and know what 90% of people do not about the world around you. I promise to do for a few bucks, what college can’t for many thousands of dollars.

 

If you operate from green level development, I will make you into a more logical thinker. If you operate from amber level development, you could use more compassion. Red level development could use greater worldly awareness for sure and orange, well you’re alright in my book. In fact, you’re my favorite level of first tier development, yes I play favorites.

 

So, if you’re an innovator who appreciates something different or you just want to have an idea of what the hell I’m talking about or maybe read something that’s never been done before like a “satire on the economy” in a genre that I invented called “think and drink”then click this link. And of course, if there’s something that you don’t agree with I love to debate so you can always try to Stumpagenius on the causes of income inequality. Challenge accepted.

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